一猴(🐲),一狗,一猪,一马四畜生(shēng ),商量取(♑)一(🆚)别号,又(🙅)苦胸无点墨,无从着想(xiǎ(📻)ng ),遂相约进城,遇所见之字(zì ),即为别号。约既定,狗(🥈)遂狂驰(😑)以(🏠)去。入(🚋)(rù )城,至某庙(😢)前,见(jiàn )有‘化及冥顽(wán )’(🕒)匾额,狗曰:(🍻)‘此(🥘)即我别号也!’马继至,昂首(shǒu )无(🔰)所睹,俯(🍭)视(shì ),见某碑下,有(🎹)‘根深蒂固(🕉)(gù )’四字,马曰:(🔛)‘(🐋)我(📉)(wǒ )即以为名也。’(⏬)俄而,猴跳跃亦至,举首指‘无偏无党’匾额(é ),曰:‘我(🎲)即名无偏无(🔊)党可也。’(🐥)俟半(bàn )日(🥄),猪始姗姗(shān )而来,遍觅无所见(jiàn )。三(🐣)畜咸笑之(📌)。猪(🈺)曰:(🆎)‘若等俱已择(zé )定耶?’曰(🙅):‘择定矣。’猪曰:‘择定盍告我!’众(🦎)(zhòng )具(🔎)告之(zhī(🌻) )。猪笑曰(yuē ):(🐾)‘从来别号(😊)不过两字(zì )或(🏛)三字,乌有取(qǔ )四字者?’众为(🤣)之(📀)爽然,猪曰:‘无伤也(🎬),若等(děng )盍各摘一字以与我,我得三字之别(🎓)号,而若等亦各得三(sān )字(🚓)矣。’