一猴(💘),一(yī(🌄) )狗(💰),一猪,一马四畜生,商量取一别号,又苦胸无点墨,无从着(zhe )想,遂相约进城(🥅),遇所见之(zhī )字,即(📆)为别(😀)号。约既定,狗遂狂驰(🛸)以去。入(🔡)城,至(zhì )某庙前(🏫),见有‘化及(🏂)冥顽’匾额,狗(⏪)(gǒu )曰:‘(🐒)此(💹)即(jí )我别号也(🌪)!’马继至,昂(🍙)首无所(🗂)睹(😫),俯(fǔ )视(shì ),见某碑(🗡)下(🥉),有‘(🛠)根(✨)深蒂固’四(🚠)字,马曰(yuē ):‘我即以为(💁)名也(🕌)。’俄(🗄)而,猴跳跃亦至(zhì ),举首(💨)指(😳)‘无偏无(wú )党’匾额,曰:‘我即(jí )名无(wú )偏无党可(kě )也。’(💕)俟半(🙇)日,猪始姗姗而来,遍觅无(📬)所见。三(🔟)畜咸(🅱)(xián )笑之。猪曰:‘若等俱已(yǐ )择(🔽)定耶?’曰:‘择定矣。’(♟)猪曰:(🕒)‘(🤥)择定盍告我!’众(zhòng )具(📻)告之。猪笑曰:(🔕)‘从来别(bié )号不过(☔)两字或三(☝)字,乌有(🌕)取四字者(zhě )?’(🏮)众为之爽然,猪曰(yuē ):‘无伤也(yě ),若等盍(hé )各摘一字以与我(🤩),我得三字之别号,而若等(děng )亦各得三字矣。’